Topic: REDNECK FUNERAL
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Tue 11/13/07 12:35 PM


New to the area and as a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.



As I was not familiar with the backwoods of the southern country, I became lost; and being a typical man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.



I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul.



As I preached, the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord," and "Glory"! I preached and preached, like I'd never preached before: from Genesis all the way to Revelations.



I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "I ain't never seen anything like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."


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