Topic: suspicious package
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Sat 10/01/16 01:38 AM
Edited by affectionplease on Sat 10/01/16 01:56 AM
i phoned the police the other day as i found a sandwich near my front door with wires sticking out of the side, i phoned 999 and explained to the opereator the details of what i had seen, after a few seconds the operator asked me was it ticking, i replied no, ham salad.

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Sat 10/01/16 03:36 AM

i phoned the police the other day as i found a sandwich near my front door with wires sticking out of the side, i phoned 999 and explained to the opereator the details of what i had seen, after a few seconds the operator asked me was it ticking, i replied no, ham salad.



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Thu 10/27/16 11:19 AM

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Thu 10/27/16 11:42 AM
Edited by SassyEuro2 on Thu 10/27/16 11:43 AM

i phoned the police the other day as i found a sandwich near my front door with wires sticking out of the side, i phoned 999 and explained to the opereator the details of what i had seen, after a few seconds the operator asked me was it ticking, i replied no, ham salad.






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Thu 10/27/16 12:24 PM

i phoned the police the other day as i found a sandwich near my front door with wires sticking out of the side, i phoned 999 and explained to the opereator the details of what i had seen, after a few seconds the operator asked me was it ticking, i replied no, ham salad.

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