Why I fired my secretary . . .

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well

waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast

hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning,

let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well,

that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.

My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and

somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office,

my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss,

Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least

someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock

and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know,

it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,

let's go to lunch, just you and me - my treat!" I said,

"Thanks Jane, that's the nicest thing I've heard all day.

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally

would go. We dined instead at a little place with a

private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed

the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office,

Jane said, "You know, it's late in the day and it's so

beautiful out... we don't really need to go back to

the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not.

What'd you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my place."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,

"Make yourself comfortable Boss... if you don't mind,

I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment but

I'll be right back". "Okay" I said, rather nervously,

"I'll be right here, waiting for you". She went into the

bedroom and after a couple of minutes, she came out

carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife

and kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers,

all wearing party hats, singing "Happy Birthday" to me...

And I was so shocked, I didn't know what to do,

So I just sat there...

on the couch...

completely naked.

That was a nice gesture from your Secretary, If that hapen to me I fire my wife and marry the secretary.

You just made my day!

lmao

Love it, cutest joke I have read in a long time....

that would suck!

oh man, lmao

wow good one ,,