An eighty year old man approached two very young hookers. They went back to the motel room together to have sex. As the hookers were taking off their clothes the old man sat down on the bed and took a condom and four cotton balls out of his pocket and laid these on the bed. He put two of the cotton balls up his nose and as he was putting the other two cotton balls in his ears one of the hookers asked man what is that for? The old man said " Ladies, there two things I can't stand - the sound of women screaming and the smell of rubber burning!

lmao that was good