Life is like oral sex one slip of the tongue and your in the sh1t.

eeeeeewwwwwwwww!

i love it thanks for sharing uk

i love it thanks for sharing uk

O_o

If you're depressed....

Life is like oral sex, it really blows.

windy,lol

key - HA!

OK this is really gross.

A couple were in bed one saturday afternoon when the husband turns to his wife and says "You know Honey, I could really go for some 69." The wife replies "OK. But I have my period". The husband, horny as he is doesn't mind and soon they are feverishly going at it.

In the middle of all this action, the door bell rings. The wife climbs off of her husband, looks out the window and says, "It's only the mailman. Go answer the door." The husband, shocked says "Look at my face. I can't possibly answer the door." The wife says "Thats ok. Just tell him you're eating a jelly sandwich". To the husband this makes sense so he goes downstairs to answer the door.

As soon as the husband opens the door the mailman begins to stare at his face. The husband notices this and says, "i know. I was eating a jelly sandwich". to which the mailman replies, "I'm not looking at the jelly on you're mouth, I'm looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

is that the grossest joke ever?

Tom...

OMG.....ewwwwwwwwwwww

No, Matt.

arealman..

I was speaking to Tom...UK...who posted the thread.

Hello and welcome to JSH...though...

Sorry. Thought you were disgusted by my joke. Thanks for the welcome. If you really wanna laugh, read "Polish Subway". And please, leave a reply.