40-ish.................................49
Adventurous.............Slept with all your mates
Athletic............................No tits
Average looking..............Has A face like an Ass
Beautiful..................Pathological liar
Contagious smile............Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist.............................Fat
Free spirit........................Junkie
Friendship first...............Former sl*t
Fun..........................Annoying
Gentle............................Dull
New Age..................Body hair problems
Open minded........................Desperate
Outgoing.............loud and embarrassing
Passionate...................Sloppy drunk
Poet...................Depressive
Professional..................B*tch
Romantic......................Frigid
Voluptuous...................Very fat
Large lady................Hugely fat
Wants sole mate.................Stalker
Widow......................Murderer

yep i'm allllllllll of them... except for the sloppy drunk and emo

thanks for the heads up,lol

lol max...there is a very small window each month when i am safe

Very funny but,unfortunatelly true

uk....I am disapointed usually your jokes are funny

lol

Some are funny coz they're true.

Others, I don't quite get...

Tom...

I hope you don't agree with all that CRAP!!!