Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 64 | |
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sunbathes naked in her back yard
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Edited by
d__u__b
on
Tue 06/12/18 08:22 AM
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projects, to try to throw others off her trail.
also, calls her front yard the back yard. reason? see above. |
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Still has his collection of match box cars that he takes out nightly to play with
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rents her shoes out to people with 'pretty' feet so they don't hurt her as much.
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Still has his collection of match box cars that he takes out nightly to play with I do... I do |
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Only eats green m&m's, he thinks they give him super powers
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thinks the phrase "match box cars" is a euphemism for something else.
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He was the mechanical bear at Chuck E. Cheese
What, it's not? Nvm |
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once kicked out by chuck e cheese himself for trying to chat up the mechanical bear.
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wears match box car boxers to bed
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Performs rain dances
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sent away for old brochures on how to salt clouds.
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Wears high heeled sneakers
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stalks guys he hopes wear high heeled sneakers
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Shaves his legs
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wears wigs she knits out of leg hair shavings.
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Has a wig fetish
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makes mini 'ski mask wigs' for people she hopes are wig fetishists
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Gets commission for all the wig fetish people he finds for me
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eats peanuts in milk bone pill pouches.
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