Topic: If you could have the person above you to be your slave..
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Thu 04/11/19 05:31 AM
There you go fluff fluff, pat pat, sleep well..
Now that your rested..
I've a hankering for black garlic dipped in dark chocolate and drizzled with Yacon syrup. there's a yacon plant in the grounds . go dig up about 10 pounds ( about 5 kilos)
skin them, liquidize, them boil them, strain them and then reduce them until the syrup forms. I hope you can source the black garlic.

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Thu 04/11/19 07:23 AM
Steve I do think I'd like breakfast I am hungry so a big selection will do and coffee would be wonderful and when that's done could you run me a bubbly

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Thu 04/11/19 08:31 AM
no problem. here's a full continental breakfast.the croissants and milk bread were freshly baked,the juice freshly squeezed, and the milk fresh from the udder.:)
I have taken the liberty of arranging a selection of hypoallergenic bath bombs for your consideration.

now that you are replete and cleansed...

I wouldn't mind a saffron cake, fresh safron is best by far. I want you to find some crocus sativus linnaeus and pluck the stamens yourself to be assured of their authenticity.

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Thu 04/11/19 08:35 AM
nice pic Queenie. I had no idea you were quite so.. well. queenlike .:)

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Thu 04/11/19 10:51 AM
It's been a trying day, I need a massage.... full body and with essential oils please.

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Thu 04/11/19 11:08 AM
coming right up.. no wait... it would mean you were then free.
So i have devised a machine. You fit the latex hands here like so, the oils go in here like this, and these dials increase/decrease the speed and pressure respectively. got it?
I hope you are revitalized. I quite fancy a hand full of Coco de Mer nuts coated with maple syrup and lightly roasted, as a sort of appetizer.


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Thu 04/11/19 11:17 AM
No, sadly that wasn't satisfying at all... I'm still achy so can't possibly move until I get a less mechanical massage.




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Thu 04/11/19 11:30 AM
Then allow me to introduce Antonio from Italy, a specialist in both deep tissue and Myofascial release.

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Thu 04/11/19 11:35 AM
Thank you, that was fabulous... your services won't be needed anymore tongue2

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Thu 04/11/19 11:50 AM
Ah ha.
technically you are still a slave.
So howsabout those roasted nuts...

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Thu 04/11/19 11:54 AM
Are you forgetting you gave me my freedom after the last massage the other night... you are a man of your word aren't you? spock

Either way, no worries... I'll roast your nuts for ya biggrin

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Thu 04/11/19 12:20 PM
Well thanks for the nuts.
I am concerned for your mental health.
I think you may be suffering from Drapetomania. I have called psychologist in
at considerable expense to see if he can rid you of this mania.

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Thu 04/11/19 12:31 PM
Thank the lord, I've been saved.... anything else masta?

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Thu 04/11/19 12:48 PM
Ah that went well then. he said that he cured an underlying case of coitophobia and Ergophobia while he was at it.
I am a little tired tonight so take the night off.:)

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Thu 04/11/19 01:06 PM
Edited by Riverspirit1111 on Thu 04/11/19 01:55 PM
laugh So you know Freud? That silly goose always ties things into that sort of stuff.





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Thu 04/11/19 01:24 PM
Ha ha yea.... Freud suffered from Perseverative himself lol
but then he was fond of coke.

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Thu 04/11/19 01:25 PM
Perseveration sorry

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Sun 06/16/19 11:46 PM
Slave, go fix the oil leak in my car...

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Sun 06/30/19 09:06 PM
The two above me dissolved, so River, tell me about those bridges, and where they are located.drinker

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Tue 07/02/19 07:32 AM
They are in New England, the one with "2004" on it is in Littleton, New Hampshire and the other crosses over to Vermont from New Hampshire. drinker

I'll tell you about them while you're giving me a back massage bigsmile