This is a bit long so bear with me:

Picture a subway car full of people. A man runs intothe train brandishing a hypodermic needle and shouts "Give me all of your money now or I'll stick you with this AIDS tainted needle."

Well of course everyone hands over their money except this one Polish guy. So the robber walks over to the Polish man and says "Did you hear what I said? Give me your money now or I'll kill you with AIDS." The Polish man says "I'm not giving you my money".

The annoyed robber screams "This is your last chance. Give me the money". The Polish guy defiantly says "NO". With that the robber sticks the Polish guy with the needle and runs off.

A man standing next to the Polish guy nudges him and asks "Hey Buddy. Aren't you afraid of getting AIDS?" To which the Polish guy responds "Nah man, I'm wearin a rubber".

Matt...

That's so bad, I'm glad I'm not Polish, I would be INSULTED!!!

I have to say........you're awfully cute. Love the TAT.

OK joke hopefully there isn't any poles here