Yo Mama so stupid she goes to peoples houses and yells into their mailboxes to leave a voice mail

YO MAMA SO STRONG, SHE CAN DRINK PEANUT BUTTER!!

YO MAMA IS KING KONG'S STUNT DOUBLE.

Almost sure this won't last long. ..but

Yo mama so nasty. .she cuts the string to keep the crabs from bungee jumping.

Yo mama is so fat that seismometers half way around the world can detect her movements.

yo mama so fat she developed sugar diabetes and her foot got amputated and she ate it

yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her mama instead

yo mama so stupid you daddy locked her in the car and had to call the fire department to get her out.

Burn! LOL

Yo mama so fat, when she takes a ****, she makes a log cabin

Yo mama so old, she dated Jesus back in high school

Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a haunted house, and all of the monsters ran out screaming

Yo mama so smelly, Captain Planet shoved a large cork up her ***, because her farts were causing pollution

Yo mama so fat, the term "Elephant in the room" takes on a whole new meaning

Yo mama so stupid, after she gave birth to you, she clapped her hands and told the doctor "make another one come out!"

Yo mama so slutty, even Kim Kardashian is a better mother than her

Yo mama is like the Hulk: Big, dumb, ugly, and aggressive

yo mama so ugly when she born the dog looked at her face and looked at her *** and saud twins.

Yo Mama is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo Mama is so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked yo mama to move out of the way.

Yo Mama is so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.

YO MAMA soo dumb that she's voting Hilary!

YO MAMA...so old... even carbon won't date her.

thats some funny *** **** right there!!!!!!

YO MAMA...so frightening...we but a candle in her head for Halloween.