A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.

That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not!

You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,"Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

lmao

LMAO!!!

rotf

OK THAN put some more work in to your jokes.

Murder can be funny. So can cannibalism, rape, and torture...I guess.

Not my style, though.

You see...There's a double-standard here. If a man slips and falls flat on his face, it's funny(supposedly). If a woman trips and falls, people gasp in horror.

If a man slaps a woman(A BAD thing), he's treated like jack the ripper. If a WOMAN cuts off a man's penis, and throws it on a freeway on-ramp, she's given the benefit of the doubt.

...Or,, am I missing something?

ROFLMAO

yep erosjr...a sense of humor.....lol

Listen, could you please send me some whatever he gave her? I saw my x husband this morning totally unexpected. His real estate agent said he left the area. So he is back or what? For a visit?
2 weeks ago, someone stole a queen mattress and box springs off my driveway, and then not long after that there was dog scat, buckets of it on my hillside, the size of elephant turds. Not on my front yard, and it was not ALIENS for those of you in CA that came up with that idea.

Well, I thought the neighbor did that, but now am not so sure. My friends on JSH told me how to solve that.However,mystery not solved yet until this morning. My x hsband did it.
Ya stinkin sh1thead.