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cuz it stands for
Can't Understand Normal Thinking winner |
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LMAO good one caam
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One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser, and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink and a smile as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the h*ll are you doing?!" Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mom is it?!" |
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had to copy and send that one
lmao winner |
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that is hilarious mommy
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gotta go back too work
remember WINNER |
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^ ^ ^ <----------forgotten already!! winner talk at cha later tater |
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Remember Caam is a loser
Got it Winner |
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((((((((((NICKI))))))))))) |
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Have a good day Caam
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we will be here winning for you
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ready for one more laugh???
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you know it gurl
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ok
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?" Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Little Johnny: "9" Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Little Johnny: "36" And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Little Johnny can go to the third-grade." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Little Johnny both agree. Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Little Johnny: "Legs" Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!) Little Johnny: "Pockets" Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Little Johnny: "Pants" Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...) Little Johnny: "Coconut" Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" Little Johnny: "Bubblegum" Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...) Little Johnny: "Shake hands" Teacher: "Now I will ask some '"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?" Little Johnny: "Yup" Teacher: you blow me, you feel good" Little Johnny: "Nose" Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver" Little Johnny: "Arrow" Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?" Little Johnny: "Firetruck" The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his a$$ in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself. |
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roflmao
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#8???? Crap I've been gone too long!
Hi everyone!!! |
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