why beer is better than women

* You can enjoy a beer all month long.
* Beer stains wash out.
* You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
* Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
* If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
* Beer is never late.
* A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
* A hangover will go away.
* Beer labels come off without a fight.
* When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
* A beer never has a headache.
* A beer will never nag you.
* A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
* If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
* A beer always goes down easy.
* You can share a beer with friends.
* You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.
* A beer is always wet.
* A beer doesn't demand equality.
* You can have a beer in public.
* A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
* A frigid beer is a good beer.
* You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.
* If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

yeah, but....
a beer won't stay cold as long as a woman will
:P

tru ....so tru ...but u can always put the beer in the ice box...cant ya ....

So..why are you on here looking for a woman?....lol

cauz ive run outta beer ...lol
stop it colette ...willa

Nice come back!

sounds like instead of a headache your girl should tell you to get beer and leave her alone

and its nice to have u with us 2 dragoness ....

colette .......