There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. Aman came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told himthey only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied he did notneed a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. The boywalked into the back room and said, "There's some jerk out there whowants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishingsaying this he turned around to find the man standing right behindhim, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later themanager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lotof trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way yougot yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like thataround here. Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players upthere." "Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!" The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"

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