ALTHOUGH PERHAPS WITH A DIFFERENT SLANT IS........

Well, it's sh1t ... that's right, sh1t!
Sh1t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
I'm not sh1ttin ya!
Who gives a Sh1t? I dunno but I love this sh1t!
You can smoke sh1t, buy sh1t, sell sh1t, lose sh1t, find sh1t, forget sh1t, and tell others to eat sh1t.
Some people know their sh1t, while others can't tell the difference between sh1t and shineola.
There are lucky sh1ts, dumb sh1ts, and crazy sh1ts. There is bull sh1t, horse sh1t, and chicken sh1t.
You can throw sh1t, sling sh1t, catch sh1t, shoot the sh1t, take a sh1t, feel like sh1t and duck when the sh1t hits the fan.
You can give a sh1t, not give a sh1t or serve sh1t up on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh1t or be happier than a pig in sh1t.
And the **** just keeps coming............
Some days are colder than sh1t, hotter than sh1t, and some days are just plain sh1t ( sh1tty.) you can take sh1t on or get rid of the sh1t.
Some music sounds like sh1t, things can look like sh1t, tastes like sh1t, and there are times when you feel like sh1t and/or look like sh1t.
You can have too much sh1t, not enough sh1t, the right sh1t, the wrong sh1t or a lot of weird sh1t.
You can carry sh1t, have a mountain of sh1t, or find yourself up sh1t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh1t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh1t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
But remember, once you know your sh1t, you don't need to know any other sh1t!!!
No Sh1t!
Sh1t happens, so tell me about your sh1t moments I need a laugh?

LOL thats the sh1t

I love this $#!+