Driver asks, "I have a question to ask you but I do not want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you get as old as I am and have been a nun as long as i have, you get to hear just about everything".

"Well, I have always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "lets see what we can do about that: #1. you have to be single an #2 you must be Catholic!"

"YES I am Catholic and single."

"okay" the nun says, "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would melt metal. Once back on the road the cabbie starts crying.

"My dear child, she asks...Why are you crying?"

" Forgive me, as I have sinned. I must confess, I am married and am not a Catholic."

The nun says, "That is OK my name is Gary and I am on my way to a Halloween Party."

OMG... this one is priceless

I just wish real life were more like this. Come uppance.