do you like poems? whether you compose or just write there are tons of
them here, just like a strangers words whispered into your ear. lol

i know a couple good ones but they are looooong.

here's a short one: a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender
says,"hey pirate, don't ya know you have a steering wheel poking out of
your zipper?" and the pirate looks down and looks back at the barkeep
and says,"aaaaarrrr, it's driving me nutz"

why did micheal jackson call boyz2 men?


because he thought it was a delivery service lmaolol

I was just sent a few funny sex poems....

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

that was pretty good got any more short jokes lol

what is the hardest stain to get out of a little boyz pants?

miceal jacksons make up. if this affends you guys ahd lady let me know
an ill stop

lol them are both pretty good.

not really anymore short ones except for some blonde jokes that come off
of this site.


there are 2 brunettes and a blonde riding in the back of a pickup as
their boyfriends are driving them home from a party. the pickup left the
lonely country road and went over a cliff and into a lake. everyone got
out safely except the blonde who drowned, why was she the only one to
drown?

she couldn't get the tailgate down.

what is the hardest stain to get out of a little boyz pants?

miceal jacksons make up. if this affends you guys and lady let me know
an ill stop

nope, pretty hard to offend me.

yall still there

okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his
younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring
his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start
to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below
so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder
and "tomato" if
she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams.Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT
OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!

if a blonde and abrunetee jumped of a cliff who would hit first

lol, i don't think i've heard that one.

don't know

the brunnette

the brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions lol
roflmao

I don't know anymore jokes that I can think of right now anyways.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her
daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother
thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in
love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss
and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother
continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina.
That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh,
I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s
penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my
dear. Jewelry.”

there was this blonde driving down a road and she looked over and saw
another blonde in a row boat in the middle of a hay feild and pulled her
over and got out and shouted to the blonde in the feild and said if you
dont get out of that boat and quit giving us blondes such a bad
reputation i am going to swim out there and kick your ass lol

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer
pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and
hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police
officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'