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Man's penis bitten by terrifying creature hiding in his toilet
Scott Campbell A man was caught in a blood-soaked battle with a massive snake after it slithered up sewer pipes and bit onto his penis as he sat going to the toilet. Atthaporn Boonmakchuay was squatting over the toilet at his Thailand home this morning when he suddenly felt a sharp bite to the tip of his penis. He immediately grabbed down below with his hand and was horrified to discover he had caught hold of the head of a huge snake that had clamped its jaws around his privates. The 38-year-old immediately screamed for his wife and began fighting the serpent - which refused to let go of his member. The pair were thrashing around the tiny toilet - leaving blood splattered across the floors and walls but just as he feared he could lose his penis, Atthaporn hatched an ingenious plan to remove the snake with seconds to spare. Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python He called out for a rope from his wife merely seconds before passing out from loss of blood Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python bangpakongnews The man was caught in a bloody battle with the massive snake He called out for a rope and just before passing out managed to grab the four-metre serpent’s head and tie it to the bathroom door. The 38-year-old was hospitalised after suffering huge blood loss and collapsing from the dramatic snake attack during his morning bathroom routine. According to Bangpakong News , emergency services were then called in to free the massive serpent from pipes under the family home in Chachoengsao, east of Bangkok. Fire crews used hammers to smash the toilet and drag the python, which was still alive, out of the ground according to reports in Thailand. Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python bangpakongnews He is now recovering in hospital after the shocking incident Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python bangpakongnews The 38-year-old is in a stable condition in hospital It is thought that the snake, which will be released back into the wild, swam up a pipe leading to the bathroom. Atthaporn is in stable condition in hospital in Thailand. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/toilet-terror-python-bites-mans-8044766/ RELATED: Snake Terror http://www.mirror.co.uk/all-about/snakes/ * GRAPHIC IMAGES / VIDEO * |
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So many jokes, I don't know where to begin.....
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So many jokes, I don't know where to begin..... And the snake will be let go into the wild.. OH my... |
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I checked lots of links. This story has gone all over the world in 22 hours & many languages.
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So many jokes, I don't know where to begin..... And the snake will be let go into the wild.. OH my... |
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Well.I've heard of the cat got your tongue..but.. the snake clamping down on your snake..hmm.. that's one for the books
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The article states the Tidy Bowl man was fearlessly battling the serpent, capsized and was lost at sea.
Rest in peace brave warrior. |
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Atthaporn Boonmakchuay was squatting over the toilet at his Thailand home this morning when he suddenly felt a sharp bite to the tip of his penis. I wonder if the hospital doc he described his chief complaint to was a woman doc....and, if so, did she reply, "Just the tip?" ?
Awwwwwk-warrrrrd..... |
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Doctors said Attaporn, bloodied but unbowed, will recover.
"He has a really good attitude... even though his own wife and children were in shock. He's been smiling and giving interviews all day from his bed." hospital director Dr. Chutima Pincharoen said. http://bigstory.ap.org/5dc421c4ba2e4201b71e4ae39598842a&utm_source=android_app&utm_medium=add_to_adblock_browser&utm_campaign=share/ |
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one of those damn snake-eating Snakes!
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The article states the Tidy Bowl man was fearlessly battling the serpent, capsized and was lost at sea. Rest in peace brave warrior. Lolz! |
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Edited by
SassyEuro2
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Sat 06/04/16 01:08 PM
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Python attacks man’s penis in terrifying Thai toilet ordeal (GRAPHIC VIDEO)
http://www.rt.com/viral/344492-penis-python-attack-thailand/ * Article & 3 Videos & Pics* http://www.khaosodenglish.com/detail.php?newsid=1464165135/ Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python |
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Geez. There was no exaggerating in this story.
Must of been an epic battle in that bathroom |
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i hate it when that happens...
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