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Topic: Moscow: Sex Toys Cause Traffic Jam
SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Sat 05/21/16 01:51 AM
Mind the ***: Sex toys cause Moscow traffic jam (VIDEO) http://www.rt.com/viral/343860-moscow-*-traffic-jam/ Mind the ***: Sex toys cause Moscow traffic jam (VIDEO) A traffic jam in downtown Moscow is nothing special – only this time, it wasn't caused by a VIP motorcade or the rush hour, but by dozens of dildos spilling onto Tsvetnoy Boulevard. Thankfully, there weren’t all that many cars at this particular time in the afternoon, and the only real effect all that rubber caused was laughter among the drivers and commuters, eyewitnesses told Metronews.ru. People weren’t angry at the bearer of the toys, who had inadvertently caused the jam when the cardboard box he was carrying couldn’t hold back the sheer sexual force. Neither did they rush to help him pick them up, though, instead gathering around with mobile phones, and probably dirty jokes, at the ready. “I was there for the aftermath,” Yulia, a passerby, told the paper. The man set about quickly packing the dildos into a car, presumably to try and leave with some of his dignity intact. On the bright side, the incident gave some of the passersby a chance to inspect a sex shop's selection without having to muster up the courage to actually step into one.

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Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400	Sat 05/21/16 08:07 AM
On the bright side, the incident gave some of the passersby a chance to inspect a sex shop's selection without having to muster up the courage to actually step into one.

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sat 05/21/16 08:14 AM
Mind the ***: Sex toys cause Moscow traffic jam (VIDEO) http://www.rt.com/viral/343860-moscow-*-traffic-jam/ Mind the *: Sex toys cause Moscow traffic jam (VIDEO) A traffic jam in downtown Moscow is nothing special – only this time, it wasn't caused by a VIP motorcade or the rush hour, but by dozens of dildos spilling onto Tsvetnoy Boulevard. Thankfully, there weren’t all that many cars at this particular time in the afternoon, and the only real effect all that rubber caused was laughter among the drivers and commuters, eyewitnesses told Metronews.ru. People weren’t angry at the bearer of the toys, who had inadvertently caused the jam when the cardboard box he was carrying couldn’t hold back the sheer sexual force. Neither did they rush to help him pick them up, though, instead gathering around with mobile phones, and probably dirty jokes, at the ready. “I was there for the aftermath,” Yulia, a passerby, told the paper. The man set about quickly packing the dildos into a car, presumably to try and leave with some of his dignity intact. On the bright side, the incident gave some of the passersby a chance to inspect a sex shop's selection without having to muster up the courage to actually step into one.** maybe that was the purpose of the whole exercise!

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Sat 05/21/16 08:17 AM
Maybe that was the purpose of the whole exercise Did they learn that from us or us from them?

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sat 05/21/16 08:24 AM
Maybe that was the purpose of the whole exercise Did they learn that from us or us from them? wonder if he passed out Business-Cards?

Maxsterx Joined Mon 03/07/16 Posts: 2314	Sat 05/21/16 08:24 AM
In Russia you don't ** *... * *** you.

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Sat 05/21/16 08:25 AM
Oh My.... now that would have been a story to tell Honey I am late a bunch of *****'s were blocking the road.

Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400	Sat 05/21/16 08:29 AM
Maybe that was the purpose of the whole exercise Did they learn that from us or us from them? European countries have a more relaxed view on these things .

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Sat 05/21/16 09:07 AM
Maybe that was the purpose of the whole exercise Did they learn that from us or us from them? European countries have a more relaxed view on these things . I am not being a prude about it. I am thinking .. Tactics. Free advertising.. Accidentally on purpose... : Like we do here...every damn day in one way or another & the MEDIA picks it up. laugh:

Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400	Sat 05/21/16 09:21 AM
Hay good/bad ..your right it's all free

RebelArcher Joined Sat 08/02/14 Posts: 5247	Sat 05/21/16 09:42 AM
Oh My.... now that would have been a story to tell Honey I am late a bunch of *****'s were blocking the road. The ultimate c0ck block....

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Sat 05/21/16 09:56 AM
Oh My.... now that would have been a story to tell Honey I am late a bunch of *****'s were blocking the road. The ultimate c0ck block.... Pretty much what I was thinking.. I also had this mental image of me trying to explain that I was detoured because a bunch of sex toy's where blocking the road

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Sat 05/21/16 10:03 AM
In France, the traffic is blocked by human-sized snails.

RebelArcher Joined Sat 08/02/14 Posts: 5247	Sat 05/21/16 10:03 AM Edited by RebelArcher on Sat 05/21/16 10:04 AM
Reminds me of this YouTube classic http://youtu.be/8KgCuB4gRGI

Lpdon Joined Thu 02/25/10 Posts: 18772	Sat 05/21/16 10:35 AM
Maybe that was the purpose of the whole exercise Did they learn that from us or us from them? European countries have a more relaxed view on these things . I am not being a prude about it. I am thinking .. Tactics. Free advertising.. Accidentally on purpose... : Like we do here...every damn day in one way or another & the MEDIA picks it up. laugh: Your just mad that you wernt there to pick one up!

quickqueo Joined Sat 05/21/16 Posts: 2	Sat 05/21/16 10:35 AM
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