Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east." The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west." Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!" "I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir." Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!" There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

fast forward, Suez canal, heavy shipping, night traffic,
through the fog, fog horns, change course..

last reply, "this is the USS Enterprise."

check it out, few minutes in 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr-Ss_Rk4Rk

decommissioned 2013


sometimes jokes & reality blurs

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