I just wish I also have it before I die

Want a threesome ? Just buy yourself two blow up sex dolls and enjoy.

Problem solved.

if they use sheep, it's a redneck threesome...

Oh Jaysius ...

I've had a threesome with my girlfriend and another woman, (this was years ago). We did it about 4 weekends in a row.

It was about as much fun as can be had, sexually, (in my opinion) and I learned one new thing that many women find incredibly sexy, so, I'd say it was a great experience.

Now, If I could just get that lucky again! LOL

I'd have 1 with 2 women

so this friend of my ex husband

was working at a store a few years back
stocking at night


well he was approached by two women and asked to participate

now he is no real catch if ya know what I mean

beer belly, bald

so then he told us he was dating the prettier one of the two

how can ya go from sleeping to dating?

well he was dumb enough to marry her

lasted two years

You're not really going to leave us hanging with what you learned are you???!!! C'mon!!! Give it up!!!

i don't think sexists means what you think it means... matter of fact, what i'm saying is the opposite of sexist... to many roosters in the henhouse is never a good thing...

Two is Company,.. Three is a crowd

Well as luck would have it..lol
I have just being invited to join in on a threesome..well.. actually a couple that wants to have one.. actually they want to have me...to join them....
I know go figure right!!....Takes all kinds I will give them this they have very good taste..lol....but.. to answer your question... first either the man or the woman need to invite you to join them... there is no horndoging your way into this situation... Invitation Only... typically there is a get to know you.pirod..... basically they give you the once-over from top to bottom... now in this particular instance..she would like to meet with me privately first.. the giving me the once-over top to bottom..thing... of course between now and then a certain amount of chitchat and polite banter needs to occur... establishing Trust and boundaries... and laying out some Basic Ground rules.... for instance is this a one-time thing or is it going to be ongoing... Yadi Yadi Yadi.....
Now if you are curious on how the actual Act of being together.. that is how the three of us would end up unclothed and in bed.....well. that basically is a matter of going with the flow of the evening... technically the woman will initiate.. the free-for-all...
Yup... it's complicated but doable..


Ps.. I have yet to agree or shall we say except they're more than generous invitation... for reasons I won't go into right now

Well, good luck with that.
In a threesome, it would be my assumption that everyone involved is good or rather comfortable with boy/boy in this scenario..

Comfortable as long as swords don't cross..lol..wink..

hmmm,,I wonder whats in it for you then... if the swords aren't being crossed I mean.. Seems like the lady is going to be getting a lot of attention,, and hubby seems to get off by watching someone else do his partner. Oh, You will be the entertainment..

Mmmm 2 cocks for me to pleased that sounds great

.. like the song goes.. Let Me Entertain You.. or better yet..
Hold out your hand.. now hold my beer ..while I kiss your girlfriend...

And don't forget to make sure he doesn't misplace his sword in your scabbard also.....

Holy crap Batman this subject is bad for my eyes and worst for my ears.
we need to get Batwoman to make our threesome. Robin that the best way to fight crime:

I've been fortunate to do both, MMF and FFM, and both times it was the focus of pleasing one of the three. In the MMF it was pleasing the female, having two males concentrating on certain areas of her body at the same time. Then in the FFM, it was the GF at first, then the other female, because the GF enjoyed receiving, but not giving with the other female, that's where I jumped in.