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One young driver in Huzhou, Zhejiang province, tried something absolutely out of this world to avoid getting a ticket. Thankfully, his reasoning was recorded by police and has since gone on viral on the Chinese internet. The young man was stopped by police earlier this week and found to have 27 unresolved traffic violations. After police informed him that they needed to tow his car, the man told them why that would be a very bad idea for all of humanity. "You have your regulations, but we have our regulations in the Milky Way as well. I'm from a royal family. If you let me go, then I will let this incident pass. However, if you piss me off, I will be forced to destroy the Earth. My royal family is the biggest in the galaxy and no one has ever dared to make me this unhappy," the man said, without disclosing where exactly in the Milky Way he is from. When asked by a bemused traffic officer why he doesn't get around in a plane instead of a car, the "alien" replied: "I don't fly in planes, I drive a FUA... erm... I mean UFO." there's a youtube video, but it's in Chinese... |
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Serchin4MyRedWine
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Mon 05/02/16 07:41 AM
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One young driver in Huzhou, Zhejiang province, tried something absolutely out of this world to avoid getting a ticket. Thankfully, his reasoning was recorded by police and has since gone on viral on the Chinese internet. The young man was stopped by police earlier this week and found to have 27 unresolved traffic violations. After police informed him that they needed to tow his car, the man told them why that would be a very bad idea for all of humanity. "You have your regulations, but we have our regulations in the Milky Way as well. I'm from a royal family. If you let me go, then I will let this incident pass. However, if you piss me off, I will be forced to destroy the Earth. My royal family is the biggest in the galaxy and no one has ever dared to make me this unhappy," the man said, without disclosing where exactly in the Milky Way he is from. When asked by a bemused traffic officer why he doesn't get around in a plane instead of a car, the "alien" replied: "I don't fly in planes, I drive a FUA... erm... I mean UFO." there's a youtube video, but it's in Chinese... This must explain why Obama doesn't do anything to stop China from militarizing the South China Sea.
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Lol OMG.. I gotta try this. Officer" So why are you driving a Chevy van? Me, Well my UFO is in the shop! "
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One young driver in Huzhou, Zhejiang province, tried something absolutely out of this world to avoid getting a ticket. Thankfully, his reasoning was recorded by police and has since gone on viral on the Chinese internet. The young man was stopped by police earlier this week and found to have 27 unresolved traffic violations. After police informed him that they needed to tow his car, the man told them why that would be a very bad idea for all of humanity. "You have your regulations, but we have our regulations in the Milky Way as well. I'm from a royal family. If you let me go, then I will let this incident pass. However, if you piss me off, I will be forced to destroy the Earth. My royal family is the biggest in the galaxy and no one has ever dared to make me this unhappy," the man said, without disclosing where exactly in the Milky Way he is from. When asked by a bemused traffic officer why he doesn't get around in a plane instead of a car, the "alien" replied: "I don't fly in planes, I drive a FUA... erm... I mean UFO." there's a youtube video, but it's in Chinese... This must explain why Obama doesn't do anything to stop China from militarizing the South China Sea.
yes, obarry is saving the earth from an unwanted alien attack... i think the royal alien likes obarry, since the earth is still here... |
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yes, obarry is saving the earth from an unwanted alien attack... i think the royal alien likes obarry, since the earth is still here... Obamacare for the Milky Way!
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I think I found the cops neighborhood....
Ufo attack: http://youtu.be/dwLkqwH0gz8/ 0;04 UFO ATTACK CARS IN CHINA NEW 2016: http://youtu.be/Z3SAK51HcWE/ 01:14 |
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I think I found the cops neighborhood....
UFO ATTACK CARS IN CHINA NEW 2016: http://youtu.be/Z3SAK51HcWE/ 01:14 not new, not 2016... i posted that last year...lol |
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At least Dododavid is not alone. He has company.
I wonder if he eats cats |
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I think I found the cops neighborhood....
UFO ATTACK CARS IN CHINA NEW 2016: http://youtu.be/Z3SAK51HcWE/ 01:14 not new, not 2016... i posted that last year...lol I was joking.. Yep. I hate when people put a date or time in the title of a video. Or they upload & re- post it as their own. Anyway... I still think it is funny 
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At least Dododavid is not alone. He has company. I wonder if he eats cats david just eats kittens now, they're easier to catch... 
looking for david... |
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The revenge on the cats
Lol Ninja David is in training |
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One young driver in Huzhou, Zhejiang province, tried something absolutely out of this world to avoid getting a ticket. Thankfully, his reasoning was recorded by police and has since gone on viral on the Chinese internet. The young man was stopped by police earlier this week and found to have 27 unresolved traffic violations. After police informed him that they needed to tow his car, the man told them why that would be a very bad idea for all of humanity. "You have your regulations, but we have our regulations in the Milky Way as well. I'm from a royal family. If you let me go, then I will let this incident pass. However, if you piss me off, I will be forced to destroy the Earth. My royal family is the biggest in the galaxy and no one has ever dared to make me this unhappy," the man said, without disclosing where exactly in the Milky Way he is from. When asked by a bemused traffic officer why he doesn't get around in a plane instead of a car, the "alien" replied: "I don't fly in planes, I drive a FUA... erm... I mean UFO." there's a youtube video, but it's in Chinese... The dude must be a Martian disguised as a Human, because only a Martian would be stupid enough to do such a thing. * * * * * This post sponsored by . . . 
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One young driver in Huzhou, Zhejiang province, tried something absolutely out of this world to avoid getting a ticket. Thankfully, his reasoning was recorded by police and has since gone on viral on the Chinese internet. The young man was stopped by police earlier this week and found to have 27 unresolved traffic violations. After police informed him that they needed to tow his car, the man told them why that would be a very bad idea for all of humanity. "You have your regulations, but we have our regulations in the Milky Way as well. I'm from a royal family. If you let me go, then I will let this incident pass. However, if you piss me off, I will be forced to destroy the Earth. My royal family is the biggest in the galaxy and no one has ever dared to make me this unhappy," the man said, without disclosing where exactly in the Milky Way he is from. When asked by a bemused traffic officer why he doesn't get around in a plane instead of a car, the "alien" replied: "I don't fly in planes, I drive a FUA... erm... I mean UFO." there's a youtube video, but it's in Chinese... The dude must be a Martian disguised as a Human, because only a Martian would be stupid enough to do such a thing. * * * * * This post sponsored by . . .
kinda racist against the Martians... 
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 Another reason why I disguise myself as a Human.
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Annierooroo: "The revenge on the cats"
You Humans are the ones who should fear revenge of the cats. 
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Ooooooh he looks so cute
Bootie will protect me. Dogs are scared of her lol |
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We Melmacians have no reason to fear Martians. Here is the news report "Martian Crashes Melmacian Party" published by The Melmacian Times: 
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Great, now I'm craving a Milky Way bar...there goes my diet.
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