A renown preacher was on his death bed and called two of his church members to attend him as he awaited death. One was an accountant and the other was an IRS agent. He asked them to each sit on either side of his bed. So they did. A look of supreme peace was shown on the preacher's face as he took their hand in his hands. Well they both felt very honored. But then the accountant said, "Thank you for this honor and blessing, but there are other members who are more worthy of this honor. Why did you call on us?"

The preacher sighed and said, "Christ died and went to Heaven, between two thieves... And I thought, if its good enough for the Lord..."

Lolest.Thats a good one