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| Topic: Oslojente, Will you marry me? | |
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Oslo, I`m so lonesome, please write to me, and read my email message to you.
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Don't listen to him, he's making jokes at your expense
Marry me,I make the jokes at my expense and I got the 'gator to keep you warm when I'm away
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Back off dude, she is mine, I have the resources to make her a full length lemming coat, It gets very cold in Norway in the winter time.
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Well I made her a pair of thigh length
lemming fur lined 'gator skin boots for when that snow is so deep it'll make a Tennessee swamp look like a paddling pool 
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Damn, if she won't marry you, I will!
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Well we`ll have to wait and see what happens here, if she doesn`t marry me, then you will be on the waiting list.
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Nope, I won't be second to anyone!
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OK then... You can be first on my list, mry.
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Over my dead lemming
This is a fight to the death for the honour of the Snow Princess |
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NOPE, your still married. Besides I have a crush on someone elsc from JSH!
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Mry, I`m not even first on my own list, take a number and wait, or take the offer below you.
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yea, but i'm a Mormon
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Nope, I have to wait for the RIGHT one!
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oh, alright...And I'm not really a Mormon anyway. And why would i want to get married again? Consummating the realtionship would be good, though.
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I believe I am being mocked.
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only religion that's going to win here
is the Church of the New Googlicans Halleluja brothers |
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Yes you are Mac!
Live with it married boy!
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Oh the pain.....the pain!
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Whats anice boy like you doing in a bad marriage anyway?
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