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Topic: Oslojente, Will you marry me?
daisychain Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 31	Wed 10/31/07 02:10 PM
now now bj. we all heard how you love giving bj's Must be like putting it into a ***** with all that pubic hair on your face

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 02:19 PM
now you're actually starting to sound like you have half a sense of humour That almost made me laugh

daisychain Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 31	Wed 10/31/07 02:21 PM
you are all being sooooo nice. You must be afraid of getting booted from this site too. Keep up the good work, weirdos

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 02:27 PM
Daisychain, you wanna talk like this to another member take it back to CS, it's not welcome here.. Take your fueds elsewhere..

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 02:31 PM
that's how well you don't know me daisy bollocks if you did you would know that I don't provoke easily and that's not why I was banned from the site you love and cherish

daisychain Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 31	Wed 10/31/07 02:32 PM
But you were banned. Well it must have been your lack of charm and your ability to make a laugh at others that did it

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 02:37 PM
Hey Mamma's Nightmare...good to see you again! How's the weather over there? Any ice yet?

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 02:39 PM
Hi Jesse had to scrape it off the wind screen this morning at4,30am before I went to work

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 02:42 PM
Ewww...and here we are sweltering... So you getting hitched??? How exciting....I would never have thought it of you...now Mitch getting Hitched ...yeah I can see that... But this chicky must really be an item for you two to be duelling over her.

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 02:46 PM
I'm letting Mitch go for it I'll just run interference

Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Wed 10/31/07 03:19 PM
There are so many people who want to ruin my chance at happiness, why? why? why?

rivame Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 573	Wed 10/31/07 03:24 PM
Mitch if you change your mind... come and see me some time.... ( said in best mae west voice)...

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 03:30 PM
You know I was thinking, with all these women falling around your feet Mitch, I thought Sharon'sRose or Rose of Sharon or whoever Dandelion is now, may have hooked up with Daisychain and made you a bouquet by now..

Littleme1971 Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 30	Wed 10/31/07 03:37 PM
I think this proposal might just be the best thing Mitch has ever done.. ladies who are we to stand in the way of him and his "woman". Daisychain...whatever or whomever you are....learn to conduct yourself like a lady...because there's enough ill bred young women in the world without you adding profanity and ill humor into the mix.. Now Mitch..are you thinking a spring wedding??? What kind of ring do you have picked out for her paw?

rivame Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 573	Wed 10/31/07 03:55 PM
Ill provide the flowers... Oh and I have some spare bridesmaid dresses...

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 03:56 PM
A little boot polish and beer stains never hurt anyone...

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 04:05 PM
especially if the boot fits in the mouth gently and the beer comes out of the glass first

Littleme1971 Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 30	Wed 10/31/07 05:32 PM
I'll even let bride have my stuffed skunk stole as a stinky momento...LOL

daisychain Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 31	Thu 11/01/07 03:48 AM
yes little me or cantbetamed, I can smell your stuffed skunk from here. Dont be pretending that you are a nice lady, because everyone knows what a ***** you are

Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Thu 11/01/07 04:00 AM
Come on sweetie, play nice