Topic: ELDERLY SEX
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Sun 11/05/06 08:58 PM
One night an 87 year old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 year
old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up
pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living
apartment
Killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on charge of murder, the judge asked her if
she had anything to say in her defense. She began coolly, "Yes, your
honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex He could fly."