A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and
torn
from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give
him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery
since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be
$3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The
man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him
to
talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called
his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back
into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."