Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make their wives scream more from sex.

They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them scream.

The next day the meet. The first friend says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours."

The second friend says, "That's nothing, I start licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that."

The third friend says, " That's nothing, I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times I wiped my **** in the curtain and she still screaming."

food is good
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

eat some for me

i am
lol

hey cowboy wanna dance

BILLY CURRINGTON LYRICS

"Must Be Doin' Somethin' Right"

A woman is mystery
A man just can't understand
Sometimes all it takes to please her
Is the touch of your hand
And other times you gotta take it slow
And hold her all night long
Heaven knows there's so many ways
A man can go wrong

[Chorus:]
Must be doin' something right
I just heard you sigh
You leaned into my kiss
And closed those deep blue need you eyes
Don't know what I did
To earn a love like this, but baby, I
Must be doin' something right

Anywhere you wanna go
Baby, show me the way
I'm open to suggestions
Mmm, whatever you say
Tonight's about giving you
What you want, whatever it takes
Girl, I hope I'm on the right road
And judging by the smile on your face

[Repeat Chorus]

Ah, Baby
Mmm...

I don't know what I did
To earn a love like this, but baby, I
Must be doin' something right
Must be doin' something right

WOULD LOVE TO

PIP PIP
L8er all
PIP PIP
<------vanishes

BUT YOU GOTTA CHASE ME THIS TIME

(doesnt think she is gonna have to chase to much ) but runs after cowboy.. grabs his belt loop and hangs on..


u gonna have to stop with that pic cowboy.. lose a breath when i see it

Later OB

LOOSE 2 OR 3 BREATHS EVERYTIME I SEE ANY OF YOUR PICS SO WE ARE EVEN NOW GET OVER HERE ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND WRAP THOSE ARMS AROUND ME!!!

why yes sir

note to self.. self, don't reheat chicken nuggets to much. they get rubbery.


OHH to make you feel my love by garth just came on, woohoo me rikey

hey crip did anyone tell you it wasnt polite to stick ur tounge out at ppl

dream,,, do u need my sign babe?

Dana, most women would get the idea!



Jokin wid ya babe.

your sign?

i so love that song lynn


When the rain is blowing in your face
And the whole world is on your case
I could offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love

When the evening shadows and the star appear
And there is no one to dry your tears
I could hold you for a million years
To make you feel my love

I know you haven't made your mind up yet
But I would never do you wrong
I've known it from the moment that we met
There's no doubt in my mind where you belong

I'd go hungry, I'd go black and blue
I'd go crawling down the avenue
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
To make you feel my love

The storms are raging on rolling sea
And on the highway of regret
The winds of change are blowing wild and free
You ain't seen nothing like me yet

There ain't nothin' that I wouldn't do
Go to the ends of the earth for you
Make you happy make your dreams come true
To make you feel my love