ty babygirl

Dumb Pick Up Line!

Yer face reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Dang, everybody has left

ROFLMAO@ BOB

im back yay

that was a messed up pick up line!!

i hate to say it , if a guy ever said that to me crip i'd probably kick him in the ass

your welcome

HEY ME

good evening me

yall know me as jen so howdy !

@ Dana,,,, my friend just sent me that. lol

I still use my favortie

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?


Or

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Hello Jen

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

OH MY EX IS SO LUCKY

There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense.

She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense.

When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.

She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.

The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."

Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.

As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your **** tastes like ****"

Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."

omg thats sick

PIP PIP

hey chris.. how's the real food coming