Blue Moooooooon

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not
know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to
do it properly."

She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You
must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then
gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for
what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
screamed, "What did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees."

it's true grannit your a keeper

ty babygirl

~looks around~

I hurd a putty cat!

rotflmfao

meowwwww phit-phit

OMG!
I thought I heard that!

~thinkin~

star trekkin...

you obviously don't know me
and you do not know Grannit like i do...
or you would not be so casual in your comments...

One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.

The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.

She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.

An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."

He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution."

She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."

Well probably not rapunzel... But he has been very nice to me and all others since i've been here and NONE of my Comments were Casual ...I mean them and Don't blow smoke!!
Sorry if i apparently insulted you Not my intention at all and as this is the First time we have ever Spoken I'm not sure why your so irritated with me??? But I'm Sorry

At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for Lunch".

The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis. The two women were standing there, staring at the picture, scratching their heads and trying to figure this out. The artist walked by and noticed the women's confusion. "Can I help you with this painting?" he asked.

"Well, yes" said the one woman. "We were curious about the picture of the black men on the bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?"

"Oh," said the artist. "I'm afraid you've misunderstood the painting. The three men are not African-Americans, they're coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went "Home for Lunch."

~stands up~

We need sum drinks over here?

Reowwwwwww phit-phittt *crip their getting worse

Criptonic...i love you

thanks for the jokes

i love you all

take care

be good

come on ladies i love you

get me a margarita Xsalt while your up

[pours everyone a shot of jose and jim each and lines them up on the bar.. enjoy

i forgive you... .startrekker