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Here is one to start off....... Light travels faster than sound, that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 
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I don't see the correlation between the two...lolzzz...anyway...not all people who are silent are dumb, likewise not all people who are talkative are intelligent...just saying...
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I don't see the correlation between the two...lolzzz...anyway...not all people who are silent are dumb, likewise not all people who are talkative are intelligent...just saying...
 
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Why do we turn everything off at night, yet we trust the fridge.
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Why do we turn everything off at night, yet we trust the fridge. So true 
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Mommy, what is a werewolf? shut up and comb your face!
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Having a bad hair day
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Mickey Mouse divorced Minni because she was F****g GOOFY
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I have a come-back for that one, but it would not be allowed here 
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Which is faster: Hot or Cold?
Hot Anyone can catch Cold. |
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Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot Anyone can catch Cold. Yep that is true.
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I just woke up,
But i decided to go back to sleep. Because they said "FOLLOW YOUR DREAM" |
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sounds good either way
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Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot Anyone can catch Cold. Ever heard of hot flashes? 
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A vulture tries to board a plane with two dead racoons.
Air hostess say's 'sorry, you're only allowed one carrion' |
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Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot Anyone can catch Cold. Ever heard of hot flashes?
Only heard of them, never experienced them
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Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot Anyone can catch Cold. Ever heard of hot flashes?
I was told they were "Power Surges!" |
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A vulture tries to board a plane with two dead racoons. Air hostess say's 'sorry, you're only allowed one carrion' One will be enough as it is a short flight. Do you have sauce? |
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Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot Anyone can catch Cold. Ever heard of hot flashes?
I was told they were "Power Surges!" That is just before she says lights out
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