A preacher was in his final hours before death and gave instructions to
his family. This man had spent his whole life serving God and dedicated
his life to helping the members of his church. He was so happy to be
finally leaving this earth.

His family honored his dying request and called his lawyer and his
accountant to be at his side.

After a couple of hours of sitting there in silence, the lawyer on one
side of his bed and the accountant on the other exchanged confused
glances. Finally the lawyer spoke up and asked the preacher why he
called them to be at his side.

The preacher said with a grin on his face, "Well, I have always tried to
live my life like Jesus and we all know He died between 2 theives!"

oohh man that is so funy

OOOOOOH!!! Good one.

Just like what's a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the Ocean?

A good start.
LOL

lmao