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| Topic: How To Make a Happy Man Sad in Five words | |
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I have a head ache
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I will be your stepmother.
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It's on the small side
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Just don't wake me up! 
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"Great" But is that it? 
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Your needed in my office
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Is that all u got?
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Is it in yet?
My husband is home early! The test says it's positive! Honey, we need to talk! How did you like Dinner? |
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..Get that away from me..
..Doc appt. so No... ..Can u wait till dark.. ..does your wife know.. ..can i call a friend.. |
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I will be your stepmother. That would just make it interesting. |
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Kick to the balls!
Hey I did it in 4.... 
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 Just go slow and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Girlfriend: "Your wife called. I answered."
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Police! Hands over your head!
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That was hilarious
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oh was that a joke?
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Sun 03/27/16 11:34 AM
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Girlfriend: "Meh. Your brother is better."
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Ohh..you want to going golfing...
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Girlfriend: "I was born a guy."
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you wanna put that WHERE?
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