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Why does the sun shine?
Why does an Irishman dance? |
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Why do I keep getting fired?
What`s so important about pants? |
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Why can`t I claim the IRS as a Dependant?
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Why does love hurt?
Especially in jail? |
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Why does hot water shrink clothes,
and cold water shrinks me? |
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Why are hookers never on sale?
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Why can`t a man show a woman
how to breast feed properly? |
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LMAO No CLue
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Why do people pick their nose in their cars?
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Why can`t a man be naked
in the privacy of his own back yard on the trampoline? |
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Why doesn`t my wife understand me?
Maybe it`s because she`s holding a pillow over my face. |
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Why was my graduation so embarrassing?
So I misunderstood the word, matriculate. |
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Why does a confession booth
look so much like a peep show booth? |
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f a tree falls on a philosopher,
does he make a sound? |
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Why can`t we just love our neighbors?
Why must their husbands freak out? |
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Why don`t I trust my therapist?
Why does he sell Amway on the side? |
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Why don`t relationships last? I thought fifty dollars was for the whole night. |
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why do pigeons crap on my car
when there are 300 others in the parking lot? |
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Why are there no girls called Clitoris?
When there are loads of guys called ****? |
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