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Topic: It Takes Nine Months To Make A Baby...
Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Tue 10/30/07 06:27 AM
That`s too long, come on ladies, hurry up. If we men made the babies, we`d crank em out in two weeks. Any parts missing, we`d duct tape those on later. No twenty four hour deliveries either, we`d say, "Pull my finger", pooooofffffffff It`s Miller time.

trustingfate Joined Tue 09/25/07 Posts: 2040	Tue 10/30/07 06:43 AM
LMAO...If you guys made the babies, we'd all be extinct...you'd just forget what you were going to do and end up at the bar...somewhere a few years later you'd get to making that baby, but decide to start a different model....lmao

angel007sherm Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 4	Tue 10/30/07 06:45 AM
I'm all for letting a man get pregnant. Just remember kissing, hugging, talking, and holding hands gets you preggers. Watch out I also heard these women who will impregnate you have been using this dangerous weapon with the model name of SEX. If that does not work there is this older but sometimes more effective weapon, Beer. Otherwise I rebuke the idea of myself becoming pregnant but if you want to go right ahead.

Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Wed 10/31/07 03:11 PM
Might as well bump this one up too

rivame Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 573	Wed 10/31/07 03:17 PM
just wanted to share my baby pic.... everyone thinks im so cute...

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 03:22 PM
Hey, were the wing nuts an added extra, or did they come standard Riv???

BayAreaGal Joined Sat 07/28/07 Posts: 6070	Wed 10/31/07 03:25 PM
trusting! I agree. Overpopulation would not be problem if men had babies! They can barely handle the pain from a papercut!

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 03:37 PM
I never complained of a headache or too tired though and I put up a new ceiling with a broken wrist thinking it was just sprained but that's ok I don't want your hero worship

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Wed 10/31/07 03:40 PM
I know guys that think duct tape really can fix anything!!

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 03:43 PM
can keep a woman quiet

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 03:47 PM
Over here we call it 100 mile an hour tape, I can talk at 300 mile an hour, so won't work on me..

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 03:51 PM
Guess I'll have to use three rolls on you if I can find some hay

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 03:52 PM
Not a chance in hell, if I can talk the leg of a table and underwater, what hope has 50 rolls of duct tape got???

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 04:00 PM
guess I'll just have to make do with the roll in the hay

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 04:03 PM
Aren't you betrothed?????

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 04:06 PM
no, I left it to Mitch

rivame Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 573	Wed 10/31/07 04:07 PM
Its cyber Jess.... any amount of wives and lovers allowed... and you dont even have to pay alimony..

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 04:07 PM
So you were betrothed to Mitch and you left him for a roll of duct tape, some boot polish and a beer??? Sounds fair.

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 04:08 PM
Just the monthly network internet connections..

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 04:09 PM
And a roll in the hay