Topic: It Takes Nine Months To Make A Baby... | |
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That`s too long, come on ladies, hurry up.
If we men made the babies, we`d crank em out in two weeks. Any parts missing, we`d duct tape those on later. No twenty four hour deliveries either, we`d say, "Pull my finger", pooooofffffffff It`s Miller time. |
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LMAO...If you guys made the babies, we'd all be extinct...you'd just forget what you were going to do and end up at the bar...somewhere a few years later you'd get to making that baby, but decide to start a different model....lmao
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I'm all for letting a man get pregnant. Just remember kissing, hugging, talking, and holding hands gets you preggers. Watch out I also heard these women who will impregnate you have been using this dangerous weapon with the model name of SEX. If that does not work there is this older but sometimes more effective weapon, Beer. Otherwise I rebuke the idea of myself becoming pregnant but if you want to go right ahead.
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Might as well bump this one up too
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just wanted to share my baby pic....
everyone thinks im so cute... |
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Hey, were the wing nuts an added extra, or did they come standard Riv???
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trusting!
I agree. Overpopulation would not be problem if men had babies! They can barely handle the pain from a papercut! |
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I never complained of a headache
or too tired though and I put up a new ceiling with a broken wrist thinking it was just sprained but that's ok I don't want your hero worship |
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I know guys that think duct tape really can fix anything!!
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can keep a woman quiet
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Over here we call it 100 mile an hour tape, I can talk at 300 mile an hour, so won't work on me..
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Guess I'll have to use three rolls on you
if I can find some hay |
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Not a chance in hell, if I can talk the leg of a table and underwater, what hope has 50 rolls of duct tape got???
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guess I'll just have to make do with the roll in the hay
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Aren't you betrothed?????
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no, I left it to Mitch
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Its cyber Jess....
any amount of wives and lovers allowed... and you dont even have to pay alimony.. |
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So you were betrothed to Mitch and you left him for a roll of duct tape, some boot polish and a beer???
Sounds fair. |
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Just the monthly network internet connections..
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And a roll in the hay
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