well, i am not done yet. what is she going to do? she is going to kill him.

and he is from washington. that explains everything. he is goofy.

my friend and I joked around about it for a long time, then it just happened. won't work for everyone though, and i wouldnt do it with anyone else. just has to be a connection there i guess.

I don't think Washington has anything to do with it but I'll agree with the goofy part.

you don't

well he is goofy trust me. if he lives, it will be a surprise.

I would use some sort of manipulative, brainwashing cult. Takes awhile but it lasts forever if you can avoid the deprogrammers.

brain washing cult? goofy 2.

take her to walmart and exchange her for a new and improved model

ok. time to cut the OP and his raging ummm hormones a break.
OP? do you care for her? or does she just make you ummm have
a sense of urgency? cause if that is all it is then i think
you will have to listen to popular Pink songs.

but if you actually care for her - as your description of her
as a friend indicates then you should tell her how you feel
about her...and then if she feels the same, you won't need
songs anymore.

but if she tells you that she needs to keep it a friendship
it may be painful - but you will still have a friend if you
can handle it.

yippy ki yay. best advice yet.

Give her a Roofie Colada......... LOL Just kidding. If you or anyone does that to someone they deserve to get the **** beat out of them.

with a sharp axe

If she wanted to be more than a friend you would already know it

i hope she bites his weenie off

ooooooohhhh that was mean

Do I detect some hostility?

I am not entirely sure but I may have read somewhere that it is possible to turn a friend into a lover by asking one of them to wear a top hat and tails ... I don't recall if it matters which one ... or if it is gender specific ...

How do you turn a friend into a lover?? Whip out that "magic wand" of yours, there, slick. Presto and walaa...........