Adam and Eve are sitting by the river tossing rocks and Adam says to Eve
" Ya know Eve, I would like to start a trucking company "

Eve says " But Adam, there are no trucks "

GOD appears ... " Adam my son, so you want to start a trucking company ? That is a wonderful idea."

Adam says " But GOD, we have no trucks, how can we start a trucking company ? "

GOD replies ... " Fear not Adam my child, for I am the GOD almighty, I can make anything happen " He waves his hand acrossed the land and there are 1000 trucks and 1000 trailers.

Adam is amazed. " GOD, this is fantastic but we have one problem. We have no drivers. "

GOD replies ... "Adam my son, you and Eve go forth this night and create drivers that your company may flurish "

Adam and Eve run off in the woods and they are going at it like wild rabbits.

From high above, GOD hears Eve screaming ... ADAM, NO, ADAM NO !!!!
ADAM !!! Your in the wrong hole !!!!

GOD appears and speaks to Eve ... " Eve my child, fear not, for with that many trucks .... you will need dispatchers too "

truer words were never spoken