one day on thanksgiving dinner, a mom and dad where having a fight. The
mom called the dad a bastard and the dad called the mom a bitch so billy
asked his brother what's a bitch and bastard meant and he said ladies
and gentlemen then the dad went upstairs and mom went into the kitchen
then billy went upstairs and his dad was shaving and cut himself and
said shit! and billy asked his dad what's shit meant and he said
shaving. Then billy went downstairs and his mom cut herself and said
fuck! and billy said "mom what does fuck mean?" and she said cutting .
Then the guests came and billy said... "hello bitchs and bastards my
dads upstairs shiting his face and moms in the kitchen fucking the
turkey."

lmao

That's funny.

ROFLMAO

that was funny: thanx 4 the laugh

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her
life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the
docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and
said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the
morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good
care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll
keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the
captain.
"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
"He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
To which the Captain replied, "He sure is, lady... This is the Staten
Island Ferry."

That's not funny! its was messup what he did to her.

that was the shit

that was funny

Comedy

ghostrecon --that's funny!! that i laughed till i literally fell off
out of my chair!!!