10. You got cable for the Weather Channel

9. If a young girl looks at you, you check to make sure you remembered to put on your pants.

8. When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out... and you can't get it back around.

7. Most women you know under 40 put you in the "Friend of my Father" class.

6. Restaurants stop asking to see your senior discount card.

5. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

4. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

3. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

2. Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

1. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

heee haaaaw

Too funny!!!and so true...LOL

hmmmmmmm

what secrets??? nobody tells me nothin' anymore

secrets????