I actually got out of the house the other day and it seems I caught the eye of some college-aged girl. Boy, I don't remember meeting women who like that and were so up front. She walked right up to me and spun me around.

Then she said that she was very interested in dating me.

This took me by surprise so I did a little questioning. She said her father was alive and I didn't resemble him at all.

I am scheduled to meet her on Tuesday. In the meantime I am not up on all these new terms and language, during our conversation there were several pop culture references I did not understand and I still trying to figure out just what we will be doing on the date.

So if anyone knows can they please explain to me what carbon dating is and what should I wear.