>> She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
>> had any odd jobs for her to do.
>>
>> "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
>> much will you charge me?"
>> The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
>> The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
>> was in the garage.
>>
>> The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she
>> realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
>>
>> He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
>> The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
>> those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
>>
>> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>>
>> "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes, "the blonde
>> replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
>>
>> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
>> to her.
>>
>> "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

LMAO...pretty funny....my fave blonde joke is...


What does a blonde and a spaggetti noddle have in commen?



They both wiggle when you eat them......

hmmmmm do you lynn?

WOO HOO!!!...good one!!

lmao