A gentlemen approaches the cashier at the local Target the other day and says that he forget to get his condoms. Could she have some sent up so he could purchase them?
“Sure,” she said, “what size?”
He didn’t know so she asked him to drop his pants, reaches down, takes a feel, and calls over the PA system,
“Large condoms check stand 5.”
Next guy in line asks for a box of condoms also.
“Sure,” says the cashier,
“What size?”
He didn’t know so she asked him to drop his pants, reaches down, takes a feel, and calls over the PA system,
“Medium condoms to check stand 5.”
Now a 17 year old, who had never had a sexual relationship, starts to think this is pretty cool. So, when he gets to the check stand he asks for a box of condoms.
“What size,”
asks the cashier?
“I don’t know,” said the kid. Therefore, the cashier asked him to drop his pants, reaches down her hand, takes a feel, and calls over the PA system,
“Clean-up check stand 5.”

ew

This One Is My Favorite

i read this one before it's hilarious!

damn uk you are killin me

ewwwww trust the young ones to leave a mess

brings back memories

roflmao!!!