Tom tells his wife, "I got a new tattoo."

"Another tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my johnson," he said proudly.

"What were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on
his penis?"

"Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."



Tom is recovering nicely at the hospital.

lmao lol dam thats good

txsgal, that was very funny...

lol yeah thought it was pretty good

I HEARD IT BEFORE BUT ITS STILL FUNNY.

I HEARD IT BEFORE BUT ITS STILL FUNNY.