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well i do now,i'm not allowed back in there now
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the way to get a man is to hit him with a club and fix him a meal lmao
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 Player now you got the right idea!!!
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make sure not to damage the main important merchandise lol
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but you are onto something.....but why fix you a meal when we can call KFC or Pizza? What ya think I am your slave?
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Well...I'll cook...but he's doing the dishes!!
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when my mom tells my dad to do the dishes he says thats Squaw work. That usually gets him into trouble though.
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you gotta feed me pizza though. at least
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mary18 - Sorry, we can't find you a boyfriend but did you like our company?
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ummm i believe we may have "underwhelmed"
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we should have a rent a boyfriend company and eat kfc
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Mary, how do you get a boyfriend?
...ask me!  
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Try asking Tom Nook. He has them for sale for about 1,500 bells I think.
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we've already done the cabana boy thread
besides you can hang here and cyber-gigolo 
now about how to "get" a boyfriend...you have to yoga. look a the world the way he does. play video games, and leave your underwear on for days. stay up all night a couple nights in a row watching porn. drink beer and pee standing up and watch the three stooges and action movies for a week solid then you might eventually "get" a bf. 
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 That is asking toooo much
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see! we're misunderstood
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HERE IN MAINE YOU CAN RENT A HUSBAND
ITS A COMPANY THAT WILL SEND A GUY OUT TO DO ODD JOBS AROUND THE HOUSE |
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s1owhand, you gotta change ya undies often ....don't kill my lovely visual of you with that notion living in same undies for days must wash wash wash
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To the person who said women should ask a guy out, in expirence they run a mile if you do!!!!!
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