Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, asks "Where in the
hell have you been ?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A
tattoo ?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get ?" "I got a $100
dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. She questioned his sanity
and asked why he would do such a thing. He replied, "Well, one, I like
to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my
money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, last, instead of
you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a
hundred bucks anytime you want !"

nice one love that joke...hahaha

just what i needed a laught