With her consent.................................12 Calories Without her consent........................2,187 Calories


OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection ......................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary.......................................12 Calories
69 lying down...................................78 Calories
69 standing up................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow..................................216 Calories
Doggy Style..................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.........................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real.............................................112 Calories
Fake...........................................1,315 Calories


POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed Hugging..........................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.................36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories


GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS

Calmly............................................32 Calories
In a hurry........................................98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD

Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!!

THE SADDEST PART IS THAT I AM ON THE DAMN COMPUTER. INSTEAD OF DOING WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING

And if you're having sex with me....multiply by 10!!! LOL!!!

hmm i could use to burn some calories....

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cheers

u didn't say anything about how many calories you burn if your having cyber sex?....

u snooze u loose