A traveling salesman walks into a bar and sits down.
Salesman: Hey bartender pour me a tall cold one let me ask you a question.
BT: Ok, $2.00 for the beer, what do you want to know?
S: This is my first time in your town, and I was wondering where a man can find some company around here?
BT: What company, what kind of business?
S: No, I mean some female company.
BT: A company run by females? There's Alice's girdle store up on Main St.
S: No, you don't understand, I'm looking for intercourse with a woman.
BT: Intercourse? I don't know what you mean.
S: What are you stupid? I want to get f*cked! You small town rubes drive me crazy!
BT: You want to get f*cked? Are you sure?
S: Of course I'm sure, I WANT TO GET F*CKED RIGHT NOW!!!!
BT: Well if you're sure, go across the street to the hotel, go upstairs and knock on room 202's door. Tell the person that answers that I sent you and you want to get f*cked.
S: Now we're talkin Rube, I'm off to get f*cked, see ya!
The salesman leaves the bar, and crosses the street, thinking what a stupid ass that hick bartender was, and if all the rubes in this burg were as simple minded, he'd have all their money in a week. He enters the hotel, and goes up to 202. He knocks on the door. A deep male voice inside bellows
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"

S: The bartender said that I could get f*cked over here, I want a woman to f*ck me.

Voice: HUH? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? TALK LOUDER!

S: I WANT TO GET f*ckED!

V: ARE YOU SURE? ALRIGHT, IF YOU WANT TO GET F*CKED, SLIDE $100 UNDER THE DOOR.

S: OK.

The salesman slides 5 $20s under the door, and stands there waiting. Minutes pass and nothing happens. He continues to wait for a full 15 minutes, then pounds on the door, hard.

V: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?

S: I WANT TO GET F*CKED!!

V: WHAT AGAIN?

hell yes...

do u want to get f**ked ha,ha,ha,ha, what again.