ummmmmmmmmm did I say that outloud???

ohhhhhhhhhh and he must like flannel jammiez and unicorn hair!!!

I only ask for anyone clinically alive..... Just kidding.

Okay, I am a sucker for green eyes, although eye color really doesn't matter. Most girls like to tan, which is fine, but I do like light skin which can include all races. Since I grew up in Bakersfield, CA... I don't care what girl I end up with, I just refuse to have one of those weddings with Mariachis and stuff (if it were with a Mexican chick). I seen too many of those and .... yeah...

Okay and I need a girl with a sense of humor, who can be on the same page with me. Someone who is witty, loves gray skies, and cool breezy weather. Someone who does enjoy dressing up when the mood strikes, in a classy sense. A girl who is not insecure and desperate for attention from other guys. Someone who can be with me and when a guy gives a compliment can say "Thanks, although those lines won't work on me. I have a man! :-D". Instead of acting like they never heard that before and them saying that was the best thing on earth. Someone who is clean and takes good care of their hair. I hate when girls have dead hair. That's gross to me. I believe if a woman can take good care of her hair, then she must be a clean person.

Other than that, I can't really think of anything else. For the physical part, I care not about chest size, although there must be some sort of backside. If the back of the jeans looks loose, then I am turned off. And I do like nice legs and pretty feet.

sure! tall, blonde, and horny

Fuzzies and a horn! What else could a guy ask for?!?!?!

breathing is a must ...

Is this the drive thru, take your order and wait???

Hi Sin

I also think that's a prerequsite!

ohhhhhhhhhhh and he must be able to get me Mcdonalds breakfast......ohhhhhhhhhhhhh sausage mcmuffin without the egg and a hashbrown!!!

I enjoy a woman with webbed feet, large pimples on her nose and she MUST talk with a lisp. I know, I'm shallow but damn that's hott stuff right there!

kid u should! don't even hesitate!

Tall, white, blonde with blue eyes

























with own house




with car



with descent job



with big kind heart



with plans to having a family

LOL@sincere

uhhhhhhhhhh must not smoke pot all day long..........

must not have any sort of bad temper because I will pull my numchucks out!!!

Oh! It's Santa's cave wishlist thread.....I get it....


Shame I wasn't good enough this year to be on Santa's Dreaming wishlist.

sex, lots of that.....otherwise he is out

If he is not 6ft plus bring his own ladder or I just peg him to the clothesline

Well seeing as it's the dreamers thread, here's mine,


Patience of every saint known to mythology...

Intelligent, more than me...(which isn't that hard)...

Weird sense of humour, and be able to shift gears in conversation in mid sentence, and understand every word I am saying, even when I dont.

Read my mind, and know exactly what I want, when I want it, even when I don't.

Understand sometimes, chocolate is better than sex.

Be creative, even with food, and not eat copious amounts of dead animals around me, nor want to drag me to hunting gathering bloodfests of fishing and stuff.

Completely understand I enjoy my own company, and don't require him to live in my pocket.

Tell me when he is thinking of me, txt, or call, or email, whatever.

Do the dishes, cause I don't wanna.


A gal can dream can't she???

oh yessssssssssss!!! Must like sex!!!! and lots of it!!! ohhhhhhhh muriel shushhhhhh!!!