A priest was called out to an emergency so asked his last repenter to take over hearing confessions for him. He gave him a book with all the penances. The man heard the usual sins and gave out the prescribed penance.
The last person to confess said he had oral sex. The stand-in frantically looked for the proper penance but couldn't find it. He noticed an altar boy walking by and whispered to him
"What does father give for oral sex?"
to which the altar boy replied
"A bag of chips and a pepsi!"

yup and 42 mil on the back side

eww

lmao